I met Cellus in high school back when he wore baggy cargo jeans. He used to rap under the name OB-1 and listen to groups like Anticon. Now his v-necks are uppercase V's and he listens to artist like Samwell. The following info may or may not be true, but don't be surprised if it's true.
Mr. Holmes
a.k.a...
Chocolate Face Killah
I'm from...
Marcy Projects muthafucka
But i'd rather be in...
a pedi posturepedic with some ringworm bitches
You should know me because...
I'm the illest nigga in Nebraska
Im currently working on...
penis reduction
Some people say I look like...
the love child of Kanye West and Nick Cannon
Don't let anyone tell you...
you're not part black
The last time I said never again...
is when I fucked a fat bitch
The cure for a hangover is...
not drinking duh nigga
Mama always said...
go 'head switch the style up and if they hate, then let them hate but watch the money pile up
Happiness is...
2 russian chicks doing things to your penis you didn't know were physically possible
The key to success is...
murder all the competition, literally like Lil Ze' in City of God
If you see me, you should...
look at the street and keep walking cause I come from a long line of pimps, playas and skip skap skally wags
My future projects/plans are...
to marry Paris Hilton, get her pregnant, then divorce her and take the kids and half.
Final words/Shout outs...
peace ya punk bitches, come back next year when I spray egg nog in ya face, POP!
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you can find more of Cellus' lies @ marcellus by marcellus
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